Feelin' Real Trendy, Knockin' Back Wendy'sposted Nov 20th 2009, 4:53PM
Mood:
I'm sick again.
As a general rule, Wendy's is only food for when you've had teeth removed or you have an odd bacterial infection in your throat (no lie: the doctor honestly thinks it's from fellatio; wash your cock, Ross). Right now, Wendy's is tasting SO SO SO SO SO good. I don't normally endorse any fast food other than Taco Bell (shout out to the Grilled Stuffed Burritito), but... if it's true that Wendy's really does use peoplemeat in their chili, I am enjoying peoplemeat INTENSELY.
I was at this place called the Central Stage Theater in Baltimore last night and the whole downstairs was covered in pictures of you along with all those witty quotes everyone loves. There was even a huge picture of you hanging over the stage in the theater, although it was pulled up since I was there for a non-Wilde related event.